Brittany Spears vs. Britney Spears

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Both Britney Spears and Brittany Spears are now a big part of the American pop music scene.  Can't tell them apart?  Here's a comparison chart to help you out:

 

 

Britney Spears 

 

Brittany Spears

Full name 

Britney Jean Spears

Brittany Elizabeth Spears 

HometownKentwood, Louisiana Beattyville, Kentucky 

Age

25 17
Music style Pop/R&B Bluegrass 
Parents 

Jamie and Lynne (estranged) 

Blanton and Rebecca (happily married) 
Husbands/boyfriendsMarried and divorced twice; two kids from second marriage Has a secret boyfriend (psst, it's Buddy Wayne Barefoot) 
Career start Mickey Mouse Club Parents' basement 
Signed by... Business manager Louis Pearlman Race car driver Buddy Wayne Barefoot 
Debut album released1998 2007 
Album title Hit Me Baby One More Time Tales of a Jillbilly 
Backup performers Session acts (no names available) Brothers Bunch, Blanton and Bradshaw; sister Bailey; cousin Brashears 
Intended audiencePop music lovers, horny men 18-49 The whole family! 
Movie crossovers Starred in Crossroads (remember that?)None 
Outrageous moments Shaving her hair bald, lesbian-kissing, going to a public bathroom barefoot, and so many more None (as far as we know) 
Rehab visits Several (in one week!) None 
Biggest professional problem Where does one begin? Her name on Wikipedia redirects to Britney's page 
Overall image Girl gone wild Girl next door you want to marry 
Does she exist? Yes (unfortunately!) No (unfortunately!)